Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel
Dean: Will you two stop it! Sgt. Hatred: When the going gets tough, that boy always gets going. Hank: I have it figured out that if I can just skim…
The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)
Doc Venture: You don't know me. Why in my prime I saw some things that would make your head spin! Sgt. Hatred: Yeah, I've seen a guys head spin, like…
The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part I)
(The Monarch, Dr. Girlfriend, The Moppets and 21&24 ride in the Monarch Mobile to storm the Venture Compound.) Dr. Girlfriend: I wanted to take the cocoon. The Monarch: That just…
ORB
(Kano holds young Rusty, who is aiming a sniper rifle, on his shoulders. Col Gentleman sits by, wounded.) Col. Gentleman: That thing is gonna kick like a badger, so you…
The Lepidopterists
Ned: I FLYEE!!! BIG HAPPY SMILE!! (The Cocoon's lightning cannon seems to have actually invigorated Ventronic) The Monarch: (disappointed) Ohhh! Our lightning cannon SUCKS! Who loaded it with robot food?!…
Now Museum, Now You Don’t
(Action Man flies in, guns blazing) Action Man: Actiooooon! (He violently guns down several henchmen.) Action Man: Action! Action! Action! Col. Gentleman: Rodney, what the hell are you doing? Action…
Tears of a Sea Cow
Dr. Dugong: Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores…
What Goes Down, Must Come Up
Dr.Orpheus: I fear this is beyond our combined powers. I must seek guidance from The Master! Wait here, please. Alchemist : Oh c'mon! We're supposed to be a team. How…
Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman
[Dr. Jonas Venture greets Co. Gentleman and his wife at the door] Col. Gentleman: Col. Fun has arrived! [taking the drink from Jonas's hand] Ah, you read my mind. I…
The Buddy System
Dr. Venture, in a bid to make some much-needed money, opens up the compound as "Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers." But while the children are kept busy with activities…